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The Classic Metal Show

Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has been causing chaos throughout the world on the strength of their no holds barred, uncensored look at pop culture, sex, politics, religion, movies, tv and music... yes, that glorious classic hard rock that peaked in the mid '80s!

Neeley and Chris continue to bring you 6 hours of the best "shock jock" type radio going today! If you aren't a pussy, check them out!

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CMS HIGHLIGHT | Shouldn’t You Be Famous To Be A Celebrity Spokesman?

In this highlight from 1/23/21, Neeley and Chris talk about Chris’ broken foot and Chris makes a Diabetes joke. This leads to a brief conversation about the need to be famous to be a celebrity pitchman for a product. Get this full episode at https://www.cmspn.com/podcast/cms-what-happened-to-james-spader beginning 1/24/21. Get all our episodes at www.theclassicmetalshow.com.

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…But I’m The One With The Mental Illness!

Just so I’m clear here, if I don’t think either of these people are “normal”, I suffer from mental illness (at least if Levine gets “her” way with what she’s proposing as part of the administration). Again, “I” would be the one with the mental illness. Not these “people”. Is that correct?

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CMS HIGHLIGHT | Chris Falls Down The Steps Because Of COVID!

Embed In this segment from 1/16/21, Chris tells the story about how following the “rules” about COVID led to him falling down the steps at the comedy club this past Friday. Get this full episode on 1/22/21 at: https://www.cmspn.com/podcast/cms-comedy-shows-in-the-covid-world

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