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The Classic Metal Show

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Listen To THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW Live, featuring Neeley and Chris Akin, Saturdays from 9pm to 3am EST!

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The Classic Metal Show

Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has been causing chaos throughout the world on the strength of their no holds barred, uncensored look at pop culture, sex, politics, religion, movies, tv and music... yes, that glorious classic hard rock that peaked in the mid '80s!

Neeley and Chris continue to bring you 6 hours of the best "shock jock" type radio going today! If you aren't a pussy, check them out!

When THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is LIVE, you can watch the full TV Experience! Just click the links below and if the guys are talking, you can watch the show LIVE! 

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In addition to being the co-host of The Classic Metal Show and AftershocksTV, Chris is an accomplished writer with 6 books published and ready for you to read! Click the book cover below to get information and to purchase any of Chris' books!

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