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The Classic Metal Show
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Listen To THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW Live, featuring Neeley and Chris Akin, Saturdays from 9pm to 3am EST!
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The Classic Metal Show
Since 1996, THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW has been causing chaos throughout the world on the strength of their no holds barred, uncensored look at pop culture, sex, politics, religion, movies, tv and music... yes, that glorious classic hard rock that peaked in the mid '80s!
Neeley and Chris continue to bring you 6 hours of the best "shock jock" type radio going today! If you aren't a pussy, check them out!
When THE CLASSIC METAL SHOW is LIVE, you can watch the full TV Experience! Just click the links below and if the guys are talking, you can watch the show LIVE!
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Hey Roku and Amazon Device Users! The CMS Podcast Network now has channels on Roku and Amazon Devices! Here's how to install them!
1. On your computer, log into your Roku Account.
2. Once logged in, visit this link:
https://my.roku.com/account/add/CMSPN
3. Follow the online steps to approve the addition.
4. Go to your Roku device and go to System \ System Update. Once it finishes updating, The CMS Podcast Network App will be added to your Roku.
1. Turn on your TV and visit your Amazon Device Home Screen.
2. Navigate to the Search Option.
3. Under Search, type in "CMS Podcast Network".
4. The channel will display below the search once your device finds it. Select it.
5. Click Install to install the channel.
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In addition to being the co-host of The Classic Metal Show and AftershocksTV, Chris is an accomplished writer with 6 books published and ready for you to read! Click the book cover below to get information and to purchase any of Chris' books!
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